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Santa : May I come in sir?Interviewer : Wait please...Santa : 75 kg sir!

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

According 2 santa moon is more imp cos it gives light at night wen light is needed & sun gives light during d day wen light is not needed.

Please convey my heartful thanks to ur "Mother" because she has given a special person in my life - that?s U.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.

There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo. Happy Deepavali

Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi