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An old rich man marry a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha Girl ek inki in come, doosre inke din kam.

Ek Raat, ek Chor Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola SONA kaha hai?Sardar:- Ullu k patthe,pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

santa complained to police.Sir,all items are missing,except the Tv in my home.Police:How the thief did not take tv. Sardar: I was watching it

Days may end without seeing u. Days may end w/o talking 2 u. It may end w/o messaging u. Bt it will nvr end without remembering U. Happy F'Day....

The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u

. |-----------| | '--.__.--' | Here is |-----------| my GREETING 4 you. Kindly open it.... $========$ ( HAPPY ( ( DIWALI ( ) & ) ( Prosperous ) ( New YEAR)