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All relationship are imagination.Frnds,Enemyboth r ur imagination.When u stop imagining completely.U bcome aloneAbsaloutly alone..GN

On this Thanksgiving Day, I wish 2 say that I m honored 2 hav u in my life. Thanks for loving nd caring 4 me.

A pregnant lady goes to astrologer.He says when the baby Will deletered baby's father will die.The lady says oh thank god my husband is safe

Sharmaji ki zen ke piche likha tha, 'Sawan ko aane do.' Pechese truck ne thok diya. Uspar likha tha, 'Aaya sawan jhum ke.'

Judge: This is 3rd time u are coming to court. Dont U feel shame? Sardar:"u are coming daily, dont u feel shame?

Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'