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Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast

Santa Singh and wife came upon a wishing well. Santa Singh leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. Santa Singh was stunned for awhile but then smiled and said, 'It really works!'

Sumtimes in life v think v don?t need any1,bt sumtimes v don?t hv any1 whn v need.So don?t let ur best buddies go!Happy F'ship Day.

For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug and kiss Happy Mother's Day

0 days 312 hours 18720 mins.. 1123200 seconds... are left.... I think i am the first person to wish U HAPPY DIWALI

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Summer, after all, is a time when wonderful Things can happen to quiet people. For those few months you're not required To be who everyone thinks you are, And that cut-grass smell in the air and The chance to dive into the deep end of a pool Give you a courage you don't have the rest of the year. You can be graceful and easy, With no eyes on you, and no past. Summer just opens the door and lets you out