admin ' SMS Collection - Page 2299

Could you do me a faVour..? Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There! I?have just given u a hug! (?,) G?d mOrning?!!!

I have no diamonds to give you, I have no Pearls to give you, I have two little words to give you TAKE CARE, Good Morning!

Problm is just d Distance betwen Expectation & Reality, So either Expect les & Acept the Reality OR Expect a lot & Turn it into Reality....Ur Choice.

Two ways to be happy in life:-Never give the help of tears to your emotions.and-Never give the help of words to your anger..Gud nite

Who does not thank for little Will not thank for much. Remember to be thankful for everything you have! Happy Thanksgiving!

A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.