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Every Successful Person has a Painful Story, Every Painful Story has a Successful Ending. Accept the Pain,& Get Ready for your success....Gud n8...

As this year is coming to an end, I wish to thank people who have touched various walks of my life in their own different ways. THANK U

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

FATHER TO HIS DAUTHERS LOVER-Main nahi chahta ke meri beti GADHE ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye. LOVER-Isiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo.

Teacher:Batao 'A' k baad kya ata hai?Santa thodi der sochne k baad bola..............."Kya Bolti tu..!"

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he had fared. He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'. I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'