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All d right things r not possible always. All d possible things r not right always. Be true 2 both ur mind & heart, u'll never go wrong!MY BEST WISHES

Luv makes u realize how wonderful the world is but its a friend who makes u realise how wonderful you are to the world..Gud NIGHT

I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I?l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I?ll never say Gud Bye?

Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

Ladki ke baap ne vidai ke wazt dulhe se kaha beta hamari ijjat ab tumare hath me hai, Dulha bola: Chinta mat karo aaj hi loot lunga

Santa call's wife-ghar nahi aa sakata.gadi k stearing,breaks sub chori ho gaye hai.5 min later.Aa raha hu.Galti se piche baith gaya tha!

Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.