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Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: "behanji 1 rupiya dedo." Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: "why U gave him 1000 Rs..?" Malika: "pehli bar kisine behan kaha."

Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.Friend Asks:Why this?Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedient

santa goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon santaji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; santa replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Friendship is not written by chalk 2 erase or write again.It's written with d ink of love on the wall of heart.Once written cannot b changed. Dat's f'ship.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

When U feel U R alone in the Crowd, When U Think No 1 can Understand U, When UR love is rejected by others,& when U hate UR Life, Just Close UR eyes,& see, Her facce who Loves U more than any 1 else, Who Care 4 U in loneleness,& dies when U cry. She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother. Love UR Mom First.

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"