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Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.

Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar me garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya.

Santa Ne ek Makkhi Pakdi aur Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja! Mkkhi Nahi Udi ! Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Mkkhi K Pnkh Tod Do 2 Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!!!!!!!!!!!

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta nahi,Kisiko hum NAHIN MILTE KOI HUME NAHiN MILTA yeh dil walon ki duniya hai dost,kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

You?ve seen me laugh You?ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother?s Day