admin ' SMS Collection - Page 2234

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...

Banta- Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa- Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It's Tippu sultan's chair. santa - oye don't worry yaar I will get up when he comes

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE

Apun ki dosti_bole to Apun aag tu ghee,Apun milk tu tea,Apun aasman tu tara,Apun janwar tu chara Apun exam tu cheat Apun Munna tu Circuit.Happy frndshp day.

Being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.