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Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don?t worry about it," says Santa. "We?ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

Santa to banta,"oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai". Banta" vo is liye, ki agar tujhe ek forward karna ho to dusra to tere paas rehna chahiye".

Life is blank page.Each friend holds a pen & writes their own STORY in every1's life.Thanx 4 covering some wonderful pages in my liFE.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom

"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho * HAPPY DIWALI

Dil Sapno se HOUSEFUL hai, Poore honge wo doubtful hai, Is Duniya me har Chiz Wonderful hai, Par Zindagi aap jaise logo se HI COLOURFUL hai... Happy Holi

Youth is like spring, an over praised season more remarkable for biting winds than genial breezes. Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits.