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Santa:Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha,Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.Santa:Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha Naha Lu.

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal

A sardar and his wife was going in their car. Suddenly sardar increases the speed of the car. His wife asked"sardarji tussi gaddi ki speed kyon badha ditti. Sardar replied"oye!gaddi k break fail ho gaye hai,te chetti kar,accident se pahale ghar pahuch jaani.

To hear what is unspoken, to see what is unseen, to feel without even touching is the miracle called "FRIENDSHIP"?HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem?s friend?couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u?happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.?

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo. Happy Deepavali

AUSPICIOUS RED. SUNKISSED GOLD.SOOTHING SILVER.PRETTY PURPLE.BLISSFUL BLUE. FOREVER GREEN.I WISH U AND ALL FAMILY MEMBERS D MOST COLOURFUL .. HOLI.