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Patni:Mei jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mei kyo chale jate ho Pati:kahi muhalle wale aisa na samjhe mei tumara gala daba raha hoon.

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Once a sardar goes to a cloth store. He said to the owner bhai indian flag dikhana... Shopkeeper shows him some flags. Sardarji looks at them and thinks for a while and says something.........bhai isme aur colours dikhana!!!

Frendship is like a glass A scratch on any side will reflect on other side too So always handle feelings carefully Bcoz the scratches can't be repaired.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

ALL THE WONDERS U SEEK ARE WITHIN URSELF, YOU HAVE IT IN YOU TO TAKE THE WORLD IN UR STRIDE. MAY ALL UR DREAMS COME TRUE!! HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY!!!

|-----------| | '--.__.--' | Here is |-----------| my GREETING 4 you. Kindly open it....