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Let d most beautiful dream come 2 u 2nite,Let d sweetest person come in ur dream 2nite,but dont make it a habit bcoz i wont b able2 come in.G'N.S'D.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)

Race dekhtey hue Santa ne dosrey se pocha:Inaam kis ko milega?Banta:Sab se agey waley ko!Santa:Toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey he?

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

Once a sardar goes 4 examination. After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers. Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem? Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".

A Bond Of Luv, Medal Of Trust, Shouldr In Sadnes, Hand In Darknes, A Spl Relation 2hold, A Ear Wer Secrts Can B Told Is D Magic Frendship!!.HAPPY FRIENDSHIPDAY