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A little difference between PROMISES and MEMORIES.****PROMISES: We break them,andMEMORIES: They break us!Gud nitE

Sleepy message fora Sleepy person from a Sleepy frd for a Sleepy reason at a Sleepy time on the Sleepy nght in a Sleepy mood 2say"GUD NGHT"

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

Santa: Whats the name of your car?Banta: I dont know.. but it starts with T Santa: Kamaal Hai... My Car starts with Petrol..

Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta Singh: Well, as you've been a good boy lately, you may keep it.

BANTA was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when SANTA r asked him, O Banta singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, banta singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.