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Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Santa banta looking at Egyptian mummy.santa:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Best relations do not need terms conditions and promises,They need only two wonderful person 1 who can trust and other who can understand. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Is zulm ki duniya main faqat piyar meri maa, Hay meray liye saya-e-dewar meri maa, Nafrat k jazeron say mohabbat ki hadon tuk, Bus piyar hay han piyar hay bus piyar meri maan?

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali

A 4 Aap Ko B 4 Buhat Buhat C 4 Chori Chori D 4 Dil Se E 4 Ek Bar F 4 Face 2 Face G 4 Gulal lagakar, kehna chahte hai H 4 Happy Holi

JAGTI ANKHO ME EK KHAWAB AYA,KOI HAMDARD HAI MERA YE KHAYAL AYA CHOT DIL PE LAGI TO DHAYAN AAYA, KAL BHI TANHA THAA AAJ BHI TANHA KHUD KO PAYA.