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On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy and DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe

A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"?

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado? Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..

Santa-My computer going crazy Banta-Y?Wats wrong?Santa:I don't have keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error

Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?

Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.