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Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me

What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 yrs old

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues ?I almost got caught bunking??

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do it? BANTA-main aana haan par pehla sher nu hatao.

You are the 1 who brought me all happiness. u never let me to touch sadness. You sacrificed entire life 4 my sake. without u my life will b fake.Happy fathers day dad.

Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

This Diwali,may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshjis trunk ,wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach ,happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. HAPPY DIWALI.