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SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing? SANTA: U have written here "WASH BASIN."

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

I feel safe when u r with me U show me fun things 2 do U make my life much better The best father I know is u. Happy Fathers Day!

When she first set to bear a soul Quite separate from her own, Whom she would cherish, yet must teach To live and die alone.

Nayi umeed aur khushi lekar aya aaj savera. Sukh-Samrudhi, hasi-khushi, ka ho apke ghar me dera. SHUBH DIPAWALI

May God gift you all the colours of life,colours of joy,colours of hapiness,colours of friendship,colours of love and all other colours you want.Happy Holi.

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely