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Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga? mita dunga? mita dunga? Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga

Sardar:My grandfather is 90 years old & still doesn't use glasses! Friend:How is it possible? Sardar:He drinks directly from bottle..

SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha ?saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?? saNTA bola, ?Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.?

Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai. Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai

In happiness, in sorrow U were always there 4 me I may not have alwayz said it But, its the day 2 say it loud. I Love U Dad Happy Fathers Day!

You?ve seen me laugh You?ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother?s Day.

Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfan bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho aap ko Diwali ki khushi ye paigam hum ne aap ko advance mye bheja hai.