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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams?

What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? A. A jeweler sells watches whereas a jailor watches cells!

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!

santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

Banta: Y did you buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car. Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Happy Fathers day meanz more Dan have a happy day It means i love u 1st of all Then thanks 4 all u do It means u mean a lot to me & dat I honor you.