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One can Count the number of Seeds in an Apple,but,One cannot Count the no of Apples in a Seed!FUTURE is unseen.Hope always for the BEST.

Someday, you will find one who will watch every sunrise with U.until the sunset of your life.GN

Close ur eyes.. save all the sweet memories in ur heart,think of all the beautiful things in ur life... & surrender ur self to sweet dreams, good night.

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."

Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)

Santa (Ladki ko chhedte huye)-Hor soniye ki haal hai?Ladki (Gusse mein)-Jo teri behan ka hai.Santa (Hass kar)-Woh toh pregnent hai...

santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener