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What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Why r Doctor's prescriptions imposible 2 read?Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-'Maine patient ko loot liya,ab teri baari hai'. Cheer up.Smile.

Sardar Opened A AutoMobile Service Center. But not Even a Single Vehicle Came there... Y..? 'Bcoz He Started the Shop on Third Floor..

santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight"

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That?s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Time for some splashing fun Cheers 'n' jolly time for everyone coz it's Children's Day May the love n laughter always stay on every child's face. Happy Childrens Day

A MUM IS A ROSE WHOSE PETALS ARE SOFT, A MUM IS A LILLY WHOSE STEM IS TALL & STRONG, A MUM IS A PERSON WHO IS NEVER WRONG, AND A MUM IS A PERSON U SHOULD LOVE FOREVER.... SO TRUST HER, BELIEVE HER & NEVER DOUBT HER.