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Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Santa & Banta are discussing.Santa: If i drink Coffee, I can't sleep.Banta: With me its the opposite. If i sleep, i can't drink Coffee..

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

They may not always smell pure and sweet, A dirty diaper or a dampened sheet. But with a loving cuddle and a beautiful smile, The joys of parenthood are all worth while. Happy Childrens Day..!!

Har pAl me Khusi deti he MAA,Lakh bure ho hum Apni zindAgi se jivAn deti he MAA,BhAgwAn kyA he,MAA ko prAnAAm kAro."BHAGWAN KO JANAM DETI HE MAA"HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAKSHMIJI aapke dwar, sukh sampati mile aapko apar, hamare taraf se DIWALI ki shubh kamanaye kare sweekar.. Happy Diwali