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Namaskar!!!! Ye Hamari Madhyaratri Seva Hai. Isme Hum aadhi raat ke baad logon ki neend kharab karte hai. Dhanyawaad. Ab so jaiye. Good Night.

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.

Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven?t u heard train is coming on platform

There r some things, many cnt buy, 1 of such thing is our childhood, enjoy d spirit of childrns day? Happy Children?s Day!