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TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.

Santa Public Toilet Gaya OR 1Hour Bad Nikla Baher Betha Jamadar Bola:20 Rs Santa:Jij man Main Bathroom Me Betha ThaCYBER CAFE Me nhi

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Childrens Day wishes Have a blast... Enjoy super cool joyrides... Relish on yummy treats... Coz, its fun-filled Childrens Day Heres wishing you magical time ahead?

DaSTaN MeRe LaaD PyaR Ki,eK HaSTi K GiRD GHuMTi Hai,PyaR JaNNaT Se Hai MuJHe,QKi ye MeRi Maa K KaDaM CHuMTi Hai,HapPy MoTHeRS Day