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Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

?No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect? . . . Happy Independence day

Nikhal maitrichi jyot kayam thevat thevnarya tumchya aathvanine mazya dipavalichi suruvat hote aahe, dipawalichya manapurvak shubbhecha...

May God spray colors of success and prosperity over you and your family. I wish this Holi is as special as it has always been.

Try this,go to write msg,activate dictionary then hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it phir dekho kamaal