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Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta H, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H? Banta= Hota To Sher Hi Hu, Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He

Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Other might have forgotten, But never can i, The Flag of my country Furls very high, Happy Independence day

Diwalicha pahila diwas, pahili sandhya, pahila diva ani hi pahili shubheccha, tumchya kutumbas sukh, samruddhi, suyash labho, hi prathana... Shubha Diwali...