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BANK MANAGER ASKS SANTA IN INTERVIEW: "WHAT IS CYCLONE?"SANTA ANSWERS: "IT IS THE LOAN GIVEN TO PURCHASE A CYCLE....!!

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet

28 states1618 languages6400 castes6 ethinic groups29 major festivals&1 country.I proud 2be an INDIAN.Advance happy INDIPENDENCE DAYJay Bharath.

Dinodin badta jaye apka karobar pariwar Me bana rhe sneh or pyar Hoti rhe sada apar dhanki bocharaisa Ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar HAPPY DHANTRAS

Aishwarya k sath holi me Aish kare. Mallika Sherawat k sath holi me sharart kare.Rani mukerji apki holi k rang ko Rangin kare. Humari nazar na lage apki ragin Rango ko islye Kajol apni aakho k kajal se apki nazar utaare aisi humari HOLI ki subhkamna

Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.