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Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

Salesman:Which soAp u use Santa:Babas SoAp,Babas Paste,babas BrushSm:Is BABA international Company ?Santa:No! Baba is My Room MAte.

santa- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati?

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday

Freedom in the Mind, Faith in the Words, Pride in our Souls,Lets salute the nation on the Independence DaY

Deepak ki roshni, Mithayio ki mithas, Patako ki bochar, Dhan Daan ki barsat. Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Diwali ka tyohar. Happy Diwali!