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Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

TeacheSach aur Veham main kya faraq hai? Student: Aap jo humain padha rahi hain, wo sach hai, hum padh rahe hain, ye aapka

Sardar ko peete dkh American bola: aapne daru me Pani b nahi dala?SARDAAbe hum Sardar h, itna paani to DARU dekh kar hi Muh me aa Jata Hai

What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought.

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho

On Independence Day Let's Pledge to PreserveOur HeritageOur TreasureOur Strength.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY