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Premika-Me maa banne wali hun Premi-kya bakvas kar rahi ho? Premika-Bakvas nahi, me tumhare baap se shadi karke tumari maa banne wali hu.
TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
Santa to nurse-I luv u tumne mera dil chura liya hai,Nurse-Chal jhutha humne to sirf kidney churayi hai dil ko to hath bhi nahi lagaya?
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you.
Others might have forgotten.But never can I,The Flag of our INDIAFurls very high.. "JAI HIND."Wish You On Our Independence Day..
Aaye Amawasya ki sunahri raat Maa Laxmi ka Ashirwad Jagmage Depon k Sath Dharti par Chamkte Sitaron ki Barat Khushiyon bhari SUBH DIWALI.
