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TeacheBatao ki purane samay mein Sri Lanka ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha ?Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan din-raat sota rehta tha..

Santa banta jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya Santa :abe bhag Banta :me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT BRING LOV N JOY 2 U HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...

Ishq to karta hai har koi,Mehboob pe marta hai har koi, Kabhi watan ko mehboob banakar deko, tuzpe marega har koi. VANDE MAATARAM.

May a million lamps brighten&enlighten ur life with everlasting Joy,Health,Wealth, Prosperity & Peace. Wish u & ur family a "HAPPY DIWALI"

Rango se bhari sham ho aapki,Chand sitaron se zyada shan ho aapki,Zindgi ka sirf ek ho maksad,Ki langoor se unchi chalang ho aapki,Bura na mano Holi hai