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In exm studnt wrot on answer sheet
"gaai hamari mata he,
hame kuch nahi aata hai"
evaluator wrot "bail hamara baap hai,
marks dena paap Hai"...

GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type
Sample ques.Q
.Wats d soln of 2+2= ?a)4 b)fourc)IV d)4.0 Moral:Engg is Still tough!

If d Xam Cums Tough,
Jus cloz ur eyes 4 a Moment,
take deep breath n Say..
"Dis is Very Interesting Subject,
i wan 2 study it 1 More year"

PLEDGE of college boys:India is my nation.
Girls r my destination.
Dating is my occupation.
Sighting is my profession.
In btween wat d hell is this Education!.

na moh na maya hai
Aalas tum hi ko aya hai
Baith k char panne palat lo beta,
final paper"girlfriend"ne nahi banaya hai..

Kuch likho to aisa likho ki,
kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye
Har paper me fheko itna ki,
examiner b pass karne ko majboor ho jaye..

Filmi college Exam-
Welcome Class-Dhoom2 Paper-Raaz Copy- Majboor
Marks-Asambhav Final Exam-Murder
Fail-Ye to hona hi tha Pass-Chamtkar.