Student Exam SMS [all SMS] - Page14

Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me90% lana hai
Beta: Nai dad mai is bar 100% launga.
Baap: kyon mazak kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha?

Keh do un padhne walo se..
kabhi hum bhi padha karte the..
Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top karte hain..
Utna to hum chhod diya karte the..

Aasu ajate hai ankhon me rone se pehle,
Har kwab tut jata hai sone se pehle!
Kya hai medical ye to samjh gaye,
Kash koi rok leta Admsion hone se pehle

Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.
Book ki bate dimag tak nahi aati
ye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai

Exam rule of NEWTON:
Half of wat u read is waste,
Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,
Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr
n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked!

Life of studnt:
purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi
mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,
gf nahi EXAM Hai,
TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI

What is B.E?8 semesters80GB syllabus80MB we study80KB v remembr80bytes v answrBINARY marks we get,The degree finally we get isB.E.! Brain Empty