Student Exam SMS [all SMS] - Page12

Student (dost se): "Yaar! dhokha ho gaya"
Dost:"kya hua?"
Stdnt: "Maine Papa se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,
Unhone books hi bhej di.....

Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad Na Karna
Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He Uski Fariyad Na Karna
Jo Hoga Wo Hoga Uski Fikar Me
Apne Holidays Barbad Na Karna

R u a high scoring student?
Bored of getting gud marks? J
oin our friendship .
Fark dekhie sirf 3 mahino mein.
Marks se no marks. Ab sach mein possible…

Height Of Hope?
Sitting Inthe Examination Hall,
Holding d Question Paper In Hand
& Telling UrSelf Dont Worry Man
exam can b postponed

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

Ye ENGINEERING hai bidu,
35 mile to TALI bidu,
nahi mile to GALI bidu,
Hua average to bole JHAKAS,
nahi hua to SATYANASH,
pass hua to parents ka saat hai,
fail hua to VAAT hai.....
Do your studies...All the best...