Spicy Naughty SMS [Naughty SMS] - Page9

Doctor,s wife:
I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.
Wat dose it mean? Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wife:Whose profession.

most of d girls r like an Internet Virus:
they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets
TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind
DOWNLOAD their problems
DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4EVER

Failure is not in that your girlfriend has leave u.
But it is only when u send her virgin.

Deepa Mehta made a film on lesbians & named it 'Fire'. Now she is making another film on homosexuals. Can u guess the name......'Backfire'

11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana. FruitselleI m not selling less than 12 bananas. 1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge.'

HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)

Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?