Spicy Naughty SMS [all SMS] - Page11

Doctor's wife:I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today.Wat does it mean? Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meetingWif:Whose profession

Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

Once a boy asked god,"Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?"God replied,"No it isn't,bt d problem is that you guys don’t sleep.

HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite WiFE-Xcellent Idea,U Stand At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes & I'll Lie oN D SoFA & Watch DTV

Santa on long Tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual happens at home.Banta SMSs after a month,"Man who comes TO UR HOME daily, didn't come 2day"-

Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"