Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS] - Page99

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu. Banta- Maaf Krna Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ki Ye Baat Gupt Rkhni Hai.

Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye Kaise??Ship band ho gaya our sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar gaye

santa gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher ?Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi?