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Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"

Wife: "Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo ki mere paseene nikal jaaye."Sardar gets up and switches off the fan..!

DoctoYou have brain tumour. SardaYes? Oh, Thanks doctor. DoctoWhy are you so happy ? SardaIt proves that I have brain.

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes

Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever

Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji 'Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?'Bhajji slapped & said 'DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA'

HANSA: A Prafful wife ko BEGUM kyo kahete he? PRAFFUL: Are hansa shaadi ke baad sare GUM husband ko milte he or BIWI... BE GUM ho jati he!!