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T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ?Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife.?Interviewer: ?Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her??Millionaire: ?Billionaire?

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.Wife Opens d Door.Sharabi asks Who r u? W:How dare u 4gt Ur Wife? He ans:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book

Father to son after exam: ?let me see your report card.?Son: ?My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.?