Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS] - Page77

Santa & Lion How can a Santa kill a Lion?Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."

FreN: yar tumne school Ana kyu chhod diya? Sardayar actually mere dad keh rahe the k 1 jagah bar-bar jane se izzat kam hoti hai

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It?s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394.

A man to santa lets to play Chess.Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes....

Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why ?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Bus AccidentMan Cryin: "Mera hath katgaya.Bot dukh raha he"Santa:"Abe,chup beth.dekh wo admika gala kat gaya,fir b wo chup-chap pada hena!"