Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS] - Page76

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Santa got an sms from hisgirlfriend...."I MISS YOU"Santa replied..."I Mr. U

Once a Sardar was walking & had a glove on 1 hand & not on other so a man asked him why did he do so. He Replied dat d weather forecast announced dat on 1 hand it wud be cold & on d other hand it would be hot.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekhaor apnay dost ko goli maar disardar ki biwi boli:-agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to 1 dinaap saray dost kho betho gay-

Hoarding on Sardar's xerox shop : "XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.