Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS] - Page51

Santa asks his new girlfriend, what sort of books you are interested in? She replies: Cheque books.

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

After Bus Accident.. Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Santa: Oh god! Please make New York, the capital of Punjab! Banta: Why are you praying so? Santa: Bcz, that is what I have written in the exam

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That?s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai.

Wife: raat tum pi kar gutter mein gir gaye they. Santa: kya bataon, sab GALAT sangat ka asar hai. Hum 4 dost... 4 botlein... aur woh teenon peetay nahi thay