Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS] - Page50

Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat

Lawyer to Santa : Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke....... Santa :yeh kya! Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya, ab fir Gita pe haath?

Santa: What is my exam number...???TeacheIts 438625.Santa: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Sardar at bar in New York.A Man say 'Johny Walker single'other say 'Peter Scotch single' Sardar say 'Baljith Singh Maried'

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!