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Ek admi kabar par baitha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat kabar me garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya.

Santa Ne ek Makkhi Pakdi aur Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja! Mkkhi Nahi Udi ! Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Mkkhi K Pnkh Tod Do 2 Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!!!!!!!!!!!

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Wife:Honey wht ru looking4? Husband:Nothing. Wife:Nothing?U've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour?Husband:I was just luking 4d expriy date!

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: "behanji 1 rupiya dedo." Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: "why U gave him 1000 Rs..?" Malika: "pehli bar kisine behan kaha."

Sardar owned a factory He issued orders that only married men world be employed.Friend Asks:Why this?Banta:Bcoz married Man r more obedient