Jokes SMS [English SMS] - Page36

TEACHER : ?George Washington not only chopped down his father?s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn?t punish him?? PAPPU : ?Because George still had the axe in his hand??

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with ?I?. PAPPU : I is? TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, ?I am.? PAPPU : All right? ?I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.?

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont belive it....!!

Wife: Im ashamed of the way we live; papa pays the house rent, my brother sends food and clothing, aunty pays our electric and water bills and my friend Sheela buys us movie tickets.I dont like to complain but now its too much. Husband: U shud be ashamed; uve still got 1 sister and 2 brothers, who dont send us even a single penny.

Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!