Jokes SMS [all SMS] - Page35

santa : "I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man." Friend : "Did u follow them inside?" "No yaar," replied santa "I had already SEEN the Movie !"

Banta going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"banta gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai????

TeacheA ke baad kya aata hai? Santa thinks hard & then says: Kya bolti tu

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Santa banta looking at Egyptian mummy.santa:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!