Jokes SMS [English SMS] - Page33

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole