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santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues ?I almost got caught bunking??

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do it? BANTA-main aana haan par pehla sher nu hatao.

A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!

Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidny.

santa to banta? why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR? santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!

Sante ne apne nave jame bache nu goddi ch chukiya. Thodi der bad bache ne Susu kar ta. Santa nurse nu bolia: Bibi eh piece leek karda hai badal ke leya. . .